I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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