Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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