You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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