Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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