The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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