We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
