dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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