I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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