I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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