i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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