real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
