did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
