I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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