Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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