life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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