He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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