My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
