sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
