Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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