love makes seman taste better
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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