"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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