Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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