It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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