I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
