She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I DEMAND FORESKIN
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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