Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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