Just fell off a train. Bad.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
the gays at disneyland are vicious
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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