There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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