I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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