five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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