I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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