I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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