there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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