Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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