And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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