Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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