just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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