You're so nebulous sometimes
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
