i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
she looked like the before picture.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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