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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve

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(303): View more from Colorado

there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome

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(860): View more from Connecticut

people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids

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(770): View more from Georgia

Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?

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(630): View more from Illinois

I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture

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