Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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