is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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