yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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