marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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