I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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