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Do you still have your period?

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(212): View more from New York

It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk

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(404): View more from Georgia

Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night

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(330): View more from Ohio

I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point

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