Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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