Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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