He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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