Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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