East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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