Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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