Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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