Its about making memories worth repressing
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
40s are totally the cure
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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