just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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