no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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