And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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